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To my male halfYou’re the Ash to my Pikachu,
the lenses to my frames.
Whenever the world’s gone mad,
your laugh takes away the pain.

Nerds must stick together,
like paper and glue.
I must have had good karma,
since I chanced upon finding you.

Through all the inside jokes,
and those awkward looks we get,
I’m fairly certain people think we’re crazy;
we’d be better off staying silent, I bet.

But where’s the fun in that?
Eccentric is simply what we’re meant to be!
These fools clearly cannot understand
how entertaining it is to be you and me.

So here’s to you, my dear friend;
my fellow forever Pokémon Tr

There was a lad named Chaos who live in the North

There was a lad named Chaos who lived upon the north.
Some days upon a bicycle, he would sally forth.
The cat and dog would look at him with a wistful grin,
And sneak into the fridge and fix a Mickey Finn.
“I’ll be so cross without a trout,” Dizzy twitched her tail.
And little Jenny sat and sighed, “Where’s that Russian borzoi boyfriend for me named Mikhail?”
Off he toodled far and wide on his tiny rims,
Mermaids and troll he did search on a mirthful whim.
Down the cliffs he fell and bounced, like a rubber ball,
Luckily he landed on his head to break the spinning fall.
“Curse you, trolls!” he sa

Strange ThoughtsOne day just like any other,
I found myself laying in my bed,
all kinds of strange & crazy thoughts going through my head.
How can horses & dragons also be flies?
Could lions really be fish?
Was it nature, or did both these creatures emerge
from a child's demented wish?

Was there ever such a thing as a crippled dinosaur?
Did cavemen ever swim?
Were dogs ever butlers,
tending to their owner's every whim?
Could mice ever play basketball?
Could a tarantula ride a bike?
Were cats ever not lazy
& actually had a few people they liked?

Could an elephant ever go cartsurfing?
Would wolves ever sing karaoke?
Were turtles ever unrestrained by their b

Oh Lonely TomatoOh lonely tomato
so juicy, so red
I watched you sit alone
on your cold hard bed
your bed made of marble
a contrasting grey
Oh shiny tomato
i hate to see you this way

You stand out, tomato
amongst the kitchen things
your companion is the "happy mug"
which once thought it had wings
so it flew from the counter
but landed with a crash
and now its edge is chipped
but at least it didnt smash

Oh lonely tomato
you look so red and sweet
I think I'll pick you up
'cause I want something to eat
Oh lonely tomato
now you are no more
and you were too acidic
so you made my belly sore

goodbye tomato
farewell my friend
now you are eaten
and this is the end.

Ways of WalkenThe path of Walken is mysterious.
With many twists and turns.
For there's so much that awaits for you.
Follow me and you will see.

I invented a program.
To bring out your Inner Walken.
It is a simple hypnosis program.
Trigger is cowbell.

Ever wanted to be Walken?
Ever wanted to get over your fear of him?
Then this program is the thing.
The key to curing your Walkenphobia.

But beware.
I must warn you that..
That once you go Walken.
You can't go back.
And you won't be able to.

It is a slippery slope of no return
When to Walken's ways and face you turn.
Your wish will be forever true
You will be Chris and no more you...
Cowbell. Tink Tink T

Walken ChantI installed the program.
I invented it.
But I never intended it to be like this.
I meant it to be for fun.

As a joke.
But now I find.
I am getting Walkenized.
Cowbell rings in my mind.

It is a slippery slope of no return
When to Walken's ways and face I turn.
My wish will be forever true
I will be Chris and no more me..
Cowbell. Tink Tink Tink Tink..

The sound rings in my head.
It will not leave.
It's changing me.
From within and out.

The dreams were right.
The visions..
I am becoming..Chris..

Chris, Chris..
I know I shouldn't resist.
I can't get enough of this.
I want to run away..
But I can't help but stay.

It controls me.
I can't st

Maine: A LimerickMaine: The Land of Snow and Tractors -
where the Shotguns are plenty and the Teeth are few,
where the Men are Men and the Women are too.

Minya's just a little tyke....

Atomic monsters breathing fire
Don’t wake them up and rouse their ire.
Minya’s just a little tyke,
Covers miles with a little hike.
Atomic smoke rings are his thing,
Practicing to be the monster king.
Anguirus, Mothra, Rodan, and Manda,
I’ve yet to see a radioactive panda.
Godzilla’s Revenge we will NOT discuss,
Don’t make me mad and start a fuss.
I miss poor Minya, he’s really cute.
To hug him would be a mighty hoot.
But I’d be kinda squished.
Not exactly something you’d have wished.
The Kamacuras are coming near…
…it time to run and hide in fear!

FairiesDew drops have gathered on
Glasses of wine,
Smelling of spring where the
Fairies have dined.
Twilight’s unfriendliness
Scours the trees,
Stealing their dreams in the
Coldness of screams.
Beasts of the shadows now
Clamber ashore
From rivers that demons have
Come from before.
Teeth shine like knives and
Blood is then spilt,
Quenching the thirst of
Lucifer’s hilt….

I thought I’d write
A lovely poem
About some fairies and gnomes,
But this is what happens
When I’m stuck on a weekend at home.

Walken Chant RepriseAt first I was shocked.
I didn't know what to do.
Because becoming Walken.
Was too good to be true.
I thought it would be scary.
Maybe even a little strange.

I took the slippery road of no return.
To the ways of Walken I did turn.
And then my wish and dreams came true.
I am Chris..and no more me.
But there's nothing else i'd like to be.

And to think..
That it started with a Walken fan, a computer program..
And a cowbell.
Tink tink..tink.

The Tired (Japanese) Employee (limerick)Said a 会社員 "I feel better!
To my boss I've just written a letter.
To avoid getting fired,
I've early retired,
And I'm glad 'cuz I'm feeling 疲れた "

The Basket CaseThe Basket Case
Humorous

The white coats are coming now
I hear the clinking of a key
They draw so near that i can hear
I know they are coming for me
My body is aching every day
My mind is tired and stressed
Lock me up in my bedroom
And then we will all be blessed

La Classe Liberata, Parte 13Giunser in poco alle nevi perenni,
Marco alla guida perché egli la strada
pel rifugio sapeva. Così, indenni,
in una grotta, sguainata la spada,
entraron circospetti: .

Luce scorsero in fondo alla grotta:
era d'un fuoco a una donna vicino
urlò con voce rotta
Marco che riconobbe il volto fino.
Ma la strega iniziò lesta la lotta:
era nascosta dentro un anfrattino
e da lì uscì non appena sentì
il grido con cui Marco si tradì.

Pronti i nostri sguainarono le lame,
Enea anche trasse fuor un pugnale,
per uccider quella donna infame
che era Timiditas, strega del male.
Come fiere che abbiano m

He's wearing a dressI'm gone tonight
Playing in the wilderness
While back in town
My lover's trying on a dress

I'm dancing in the evening rain
It's soaking me to my skin
While my lover's playing beauty queen
With a silly boyish grin

I'm gone tonight
Thinking of my lover's ways
And all the while he's dancing
In his weird dressy ways

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I Can Always Do It Tomorrow, Instead.

by ~Broke-Bad, Jul 22, 2012, 9:34:51 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Traditional Fixed Forms

Think about it, we are all the same,
Talk is cheap and we're to blame.
We fondle every wound with care,
But when the time comes we couldn't dare…

I want to change, I dream of it,
And still you say I'm full of shit.
I guess that now I'm breaking down,
I guess that you can see my frown.

I change my clothes, my looks,
And it still shows.
This pain that I will never hide,
So in the dark I will abide.

Do you not care?
Should I still dare?
Dare to change a world of hate,
To something more then a debate.

We should act now, the time is near!
But still you do not hear my cheer.
You do not hear my simple plea.
You did not know it wasn't me.

I was never the one in wrong,
Yet everyday you are still gone.
I want to see you once again,
So still, I will pick up this pen.

I will write down all of my pain,
Write away all of the shame.
I will not stop until you listen.

So hear me now, before I leave you.

I am still like all the rest,
Taking my time and choosing the best.
No longer shall I hear your lies,
No longer shall I hear your cries.

I will no longer be kind,
I am now the mastermind.
I have a plan to change it all!
But in the end, I know I'll fall.
One day I rise,
Yet in demise,
I will not hold my ground.

Because I know something you don't know.
I have something you don't show.

I can change the world today.
But I am Lazy,
And slightly Crazy,

And now I think I'll go to bed.
I can always do it tomorrow, instead.

I Can Always Do It Tomorrow, Instead.by ~Broke-Bad

Literature / Poetry / Humor / Traditional Fixed Forms

Just another poem.
I thought I'd type out and post this one though.
Hope you enjoy it ^^
I had fun making it xD
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DO NOT USE THIS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO MAKE THIS, AND I WISH FOR YOU TO RESPECT THAT.
If you want to use it somehow, like for a picture/story/profile page thing just ask first and I will answer!

~ieatedursoul Jul 22, 2012

I love it! and your ending lines are too cute! "but i am lazy and slightly crazy"

~Broke-Bad Jul 23, 2012 Student Digital Artist

thank you xD lol

~ieatedursoul Jul 23, 2012

You're welcome! x)

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